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Today, my car alarm went off at a funeral, three times. FML

#20070406
99 comments

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On 09/13/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was sick, so I emailed my co-workers with a list of my hours, asking if anyone would be willing to cover them for me. I only got one hour covered, and that was during a day I don't even work. FML

#19026476
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On 02/08/2012 at 1:46pm - work - by Girl With a Cold (woman) -

Today, I realized the senior thesis I turned in last week uses the word "asses" instead of "assess" 17 times. FML

#1423979
143 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by fuckspellcheck (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boss captured a huge spider and put it in a jar on the desk in our shop. He's named it Fluffy and is threatening to fire me if I harm it. I'm horribly arachnophobic and we share that desk. FML

#20102066
110 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

#17918241
103 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by xoccerplaya - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I am going to an event where I will be meeting quite a few people who will be excellent contacts in my future career. Since I wanted to make a good impression, I did the whole makeup and grooming thing before setting out, I accidentally removed about half my left eyebrow. FML

#5776
20 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by wiseoldone - United States (New York)

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

#3161
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21453) - you deserved it (2002)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:35pm - misc - by flying solo - United States (California)

Today, I dyed my hair blonde for my boyfriend, hoping it would help spice up our sex life. His response? It's still a few shades off from his favorite porn star. FML

#6193403
42 comments

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On 11/07/2009 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Blondegirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML

#19655540
74 comments

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On 05/21/2012 at 1:28am - work - by HomelessGirl1 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I asked my college chemistry teacher for some much-needed help. Instead of explaining anything to me, she scoffed that if I don't understand something, I should "just Google it." FML

#20082065
84 comments

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On 09/21/2012 at 12:22pm - misc - by hopelesscollegestudent - Canada

Today, I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove their finger up their nose and eat their fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML

#20011258
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21451) - you deserved it (1757)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:51am - health - by MsConfusedd - United States (New York)



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