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Today, I asked a good friend what she thought would make me more attractive to women. Her advice was, "Don't be yourself." FML

#19073869
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19623) - you deserved it (2981)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:05pm - misc - by random - United States

Today, I was so bored that I filmed my goldfish while it was eating. FML

#923
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19621) - you deserved it (5291)

On 01/10/2009 at 3:21am - animals - by Crystal - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML

#16301661
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19619) - you deserved it (33052)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by why me -

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

#21268936
156 comments

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On 10/01/2014 at 12:53pm - misc - by ThatNewCarSmell (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

#18080163
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19614) - you deserved it (31253)

On 10/26/2011 at 12:14pm - money - by Pimaan - United States

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19613) - you deserved it (9114)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML

#18761423
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19615) - you deserved it (2010)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

#7670989
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19610) - you deserved it (3159)

On 01/29/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by anonymas (woman) - Norway (Troms)

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

#18599124
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19610) - you deserved it (1988)

On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML

#21435950
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19612) - you deserved it (2486)

On 07/03/2015 at 4:51pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said "nah, it's just a generic face". FML

#20022605
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19601) - you deserved it (9377)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned that if you don't wrap your hair around a bristled curling iron the correct way, you end up getting it stuck, not to mention frying it. Three inches of my hair is now in the trash. FML

Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML

#8089139
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19597) - you deserved it (4217)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:34pm - misc - by kel - United States (California)



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