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Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML

#18821985
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19568) - you deserved it (12494)

On 01/16/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by appropriatepolice - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finished my SAT and was feeling pretty good about it. I decided to turn on my phone, since it was on silent. As the guy was collecting our tests, my phone vibrated a little. My score was cancelled. It was a text from my mom reminding me to turn off my phone. FML

#1563440
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19567) - you deserved it (79204)

On 05/02/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to ask my mum not to meditate while driving. FML

#19216296
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19566) - you deserved it (1758)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

#18080163
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19566) - you deserved it (31161)

On 10/26/2011 at 12:14pm - money - by Pimaan - United States

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19564) - you deserved it (2369)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, I flew from Chicago to San Francisco to get some of my stuff out of a storage unit. I left the keys for the padlock at home. FML

#2530639
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19563) - you deserved it (48436)

On 06/02/2009 at 12:14pm - misc - by Tom (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

#3110459
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19561) - you deserved it (44832)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:06am - animals - by Ketchup (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML

#4206
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19556) - you deserved it (2792)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Lady of Sorrows - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked a co-worker if he'd cover for me while I slipped out to cash some money at the bank. When I got back, I found out that when he said "yeah, sure" he actually meant "yeah, sure, I'll tell the boss and get your dumb arse suspended". FML

#19282495
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19551) - you deserved it (11551)

On 03/15/2012 at 12:13pm - work - by davey d (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I overheard my boss and a co-worker talking about me. Apparently when I speak, I slur my words so badly that it sounds like I'm speaking in tongues. According to my boss, "he could be possessed by a demon right now, and we'd never even notice." FML

#19770940
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19551) - you deserved it (2874)

On 06/11/2012 at 2:16pm - work - by bronieswillrule5eva (man) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, my fiancé picked which new house he thinks we should live in based on the fact that the bathroom was set up in such a way that he can drink himself in to a stupor, then use the toilet and puke in the sink at the same time. FML

#8891983
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19550) - you deserved it (5048)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by ohshit (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I phoned up my bank's customer service department. I waited eleven minutes on hold with the lovely music, and when a woman finally picked up, I ran out of phone credit. FML

#582
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19548) - you deserved it (2369)

On 12/24/2008 at 12:56am - money - by Colin - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

#19416398
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19548) - you deserved it (2193)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:09am - work - by mockable (woman) - United States



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