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Today, I went into work an noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

#2594715
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (53061)

On 06/04/2009 at 10:09am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

today I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove there finger up there nose and eat there fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML

#20011258
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (1647)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:51am - health - by MsConfusedd - United States (New York)

Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer wic I'd purcasd at a market in Paris. Turns out colleague as te exact same one, only ers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML

#20045097
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20188) - you deserved it (8094)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:10pm - misc - by arh (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ad to listen to a girlo just came back from te batroom, talk about te "gigantic massive dump" se took, and even eld er ands up to sow te size. FML

#8835059
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20186) - you deserved it (3161)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:51pm - misc - by Grossed_out (woman) - United States (New York)

Taday I Went Out 4 Lunch With A Guy I Hadn't Seen In A Couple Of Months. He Seemed To Be Staring At Mah Chest Quite A Bit, But I Wasn't Too Bothered By It. Turns Out There Was Still An XL Sticker On Mah Shirt. FML

#20074089
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20185) - you deserved it (6067)

On 09/16/2012 at 3:00am - love - by distracted - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized I'd rater be constipated, sick, sit in long traffic lines an inadvertantly eat spoiled meat tan spend anoter day at ma sitty job. All ting tat appened to me today. real FML

#8840296
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20184) - you deserved it (2422)

On 03/05/2010 at 3:01am - work - by Petergibbons - United States (California)

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, an in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, an a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

#14365818
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20184) - you deserved it (4812)

On 12/28/2010 at 3:13am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I drova 45 minutas to taka my full drivar's tast!! At tha and of tha tast, tha instructor told ma I'd dona avarything parfactly, but had faild bafora I laft tha parking lot!! I didn't saa tha "ona way" sign at tha antranca!! FML

#19996379
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20181) - you deserved it (8323)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by unlicensed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of there league. FML

#20093311
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20180) - you deserved it (2136)

On 09/29/2012 at 7:16am - love - by kfenton - United States

Taday while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in mah room, mah mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready . Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy . FML

TODAY AFTER PUKING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM AND LEGS I CALLD HUSBAND FOR SYMPATHY. THE FIRST THING HE SAYS IS ( DID YOU CRY? ) AND WHEN I ANSWERD NO INSTEAD OF WISHING ME BETTER HE QUICKLY EXCLAIMD ( WHO'S MY BIG GIRL! ) FML

#8923957
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20179) - you deserved it (6105)

On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Yastarday A Car Was Waiting Fir Ma To Cross Tha Straat So I Thought It Would Ba Funny To Slowly Limp Across Tha Straat. Whan I Got To Tha And, I Jumpad As High As I Could To Show I Was Faking. Turns Out I Trippad And Hit Mah Haad Hard On Tha Sidawalk. That Car Took Ma To Tha Hospital. FML

#820879
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20175) - you deserved it (261393)

On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by funnyguyNOT (man) - United States

Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepard. I decidd to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passd out. FML

#8770202
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20174) - you deserved it (7771)

On 03/02/2010 at 9:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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