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Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML

#19492319
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20587) - you deserved it (1825)

On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

#13446439
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20586) - you deserved it (7784)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my grandma sent me a Valentine's Day card. For years she's been hinting at me to lose weight. The card: a picture of cookies on the front and a gym membership inside. FML

#8199501
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20586) - you deserved it (5813)

On 02/13/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by bcca - United States (Ohio)

Today, in an attempt to save money on waxing, I bought veet hair removal cream. I also discovered it has the same effect on carpets. Now I have to pay for a replacement. So much for saving money. FML

#11559834
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20583) - you deserved it (12651)

On 06/30/2010 at 5:39am - misc - by charlotte273 - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I called a guy who had requested a free marketing consultation for his funeral home through the internet a couple of days ago. When I got through, the receptionist seemed a little taken back by me wanting to talk to him. He had died and was buried yesterday. FML

#13711019
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20583) - you deserved it (2340)

On 11/04/2010 at 2:41am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

#761
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20581) - you deserved it (3058)

On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got my license. Instead of congratulating me, my buddies created a betting pool for when I get into a serious accident. Thanks for the support. FML

#19412745
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20580) - you deserved it (3481)

On 04/05/2012 at 4:07pm - misc - by anal4me (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

#20790528
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (43316)

On 07/18/2013 at 2:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML

#20128657
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20575) - you deserved it (1660)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML

#20188739
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20575) - you deserved it (2998)

On 12/02/2012 at 11:03pm - kids - by Nick (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML

#20117729
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20573) - you deserved it (2353)

On 10/15/2012 at 4:33am - misc - by triple l (woman) - United States

Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML

#5113950
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20570) - you deserved it (42502)

On 09/07/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by c-mack (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML

#20088101
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20567) - you deserved it (1297)

On 09/25/2012 at 1:13pm - misc - by Jograd - Australia (New South Wales)



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