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Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

#19844556
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On 06/25/2012 at 12:09pm - kids - by bcoper (man) - Switzerland (Luzern)

Today, my apartment got robbed. My 'book-in-progress' should keep them company. FML

#14703374
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On 01/24/2011 at 10:18pm - misc - by brokenhome - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

Today, my youngest son had to have stitches in his chin. He did great, I passed out. FML

#7844166
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On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version

Today, two girls came up to me on the street and asked if they could take a photo with me for their high school scavenger hunt, because they needed a picture with a stranger. One of the girls shook her head and said to the other, "It needs to be an attractive stranger" and walked away. FML

#20118386
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On 10/15/2012 at 6:09pm - misc - by notattractiveatall (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went snowboarding for the first time. I was so scared I passed out. I was only on the kiddy hill. FML

#18741801
90 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 12:38am - misc - by scardeycat13 - United States (New York)

Today, my new boss gave everyone a lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace. Which would be fine if he'd been able to tear his gaze off my chest for more than a minute at a time. FML

#19885818
66 comments

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On 07/03/2012 at 12:43pm - work - by hypocrite (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

#496
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On 12/11/2008 at 9:30pm - misc - by groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on, looking for a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to "sit by the hooker." FML

#20077596
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On 09/18/2012 at 10:04am - misc - by dearbailee (woman) - United States

Today, I was debating with my now ex-boyfriend over the ethics of using torture in interrogations of suspected criminals. It took just ten minutes before he freely admitted that he'd have no problem "torturing the shit" out of me if he even suspected I was seeing another man. FML

#20015148
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On 08/11/2012 at 12:38pm - love - by what the actual fuck (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

#19180349
145 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML

#18905780
134 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 7:33am - love - by Paicked (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I flew to Florida with my grandma. She tried to go through airport security with a pocket knife in her backpack. FML

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107 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by yelyah - United States (Illinois)



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