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Today, I found out about my old school's class reunion, which I wasn't invited to. Everyone has my number and e-mail address. They just "forgot" to tell me. FML

#19448079
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19882) - you deserved it (2397)

On 04/11/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Girl-with-the-glasses (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML

#19369519
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19880) - you deserved it (1805)

On 03/29/2012 at 11:42am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a man was struggling up some slippery steps with a pram, when his sunglasses fell from his head. I hurried to pick them up for him, as he had no free hands, but instead accidentally stood on them, snapping them in half. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19878) - you deserved it (15178)

On 03/03/2011 at 10:23am - misc - by Emily -

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

#19355667
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (9734)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

#20528351
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (41514)

On 03/02/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by stabbed with kindness (man) - Russian Federation (Moskva)

Today, it's been three days since my husband got into free-jazz. He plays all the time in our small apartment. Loud. It's like listening to three guys build a shed for 10 giant angry wasps. FML

#18387801
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19874) - you deserved it (2471)

On 11/29/2011 at 8:53pm - misc - by Geraldine - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML

#19810055
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19876) - you deserved it (1849)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm - misc - by ducklover1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized just how bad my problem with making eye contact is, when I caught myself looking the other way when the singer in a music video looked directly at the camera. FML

#19522218
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (4334)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML

#19966487
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (1674)

On 07/21/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, for the second time this week, I had to ask my 27-year-old husband to stop peeing on the toilet seat. FML

#19399290
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (4275)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:39am - misc - by lizann - United States (Arizona)

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the side walk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

#19434404
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (5121)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:31am - misc - by sydstreet - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

#19098122
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19871) - you deserved it (2082)

On 02/17/2012 at 1:22am - work - by Christinemh329 - United States

Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML

#18765091
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19873) - you deserved it (3760)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:50am - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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