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Today, I found the Christmas 'newsletter' my mom sends out every year to our extended family and friends that details our activities and achievements of the past year. I wasn't mentioned once. FML

#7564302
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21459) - you deserved it (3110)

On 01/25/2010 at 4:32am - misc - by notworthy (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

#20941762
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21457) - you deserved it (50351)

On 11/01/2013 at 7:55pm - health - by nl4 (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

#19981303
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21455) - you deserved it (7897)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:54am - misc - by sirensaresexy - United States (New York)

Today, I was in a rush and had to get changed in a train restroom. While changing, I leaned against the button that opened the door. Not only do train toilet doors open and close very slowly, leaving you half naked for a few seconds, but everyone in the carriage opposite can see clearly. FML

#18090204
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21452) - you deserved it (3686)

On 10/27/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by omgomgomg (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21454) - you deserved it (2473)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I used a man's shirt as a pillowcase and sprayed it with cologne so I wouldn't feel alone in the night. FML

#19954113
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21451) - you deserved it (7349)

On 07/18/2012 at 10:21am - love - by MaeMoss (woman) - United States

Today, I had a panic attack at 2am because someone decided to throw a snowball at my window. FML

#14482649
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (6276)

On 01/06/2011 at 3:58am - health - by nuerrotticc -

Today, I was eating breakfast at an IHOP. As I was eating, the old man sitting directly behind me started discussing every aspect of his spastic colon, in vivid detail. FML

#14809738
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21448) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/02/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

#19382867
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21445) - you deserved it (2172)

On 03/31/2012 at 2:53pm - misc - by Alyssa - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

#20643761
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21444) - you deserved it (41161)

On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21440) - you deserved it (38096)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

#6903052
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21440) - you deserved it (2188)

On 12/23/2009 at 1:56pm - misc - by fml_forever32 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was having coffee with an old friend I hadn't seen since university. I asked about her husband; she replied, "he died" and walked away. I was confused, so I stood up and took off after her. She reminded me I was at the funeral, and then slapped me in the face. FML

#21223464
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21440) - you deserved it (62492)

On 07/29/2014 at 3:58am - misc - by jayswizzle89 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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