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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently my nose hair scares him. FML

#19238495
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19779) - you deserved it (12093)

On 03/08/2012 at 9:30am - love - by hairy (woman) - Serbia

Today, before setting off on my train journey I checked my booking. The (non-refundable) return date was a week later than I intended, and after buying a new ticket online, I was informed that I would be able to collect it in 2 hours. I leave in an hour. I'll have to pay three times to come home. FML

#15225098
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19776) - you deserved it (11372)

On 03/07/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I had to have a word with my boss about how him coming into work drunk is probably not a very good idea. FML

#19098122
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19776) - you deserved it (2074)

On 02/17/2012 at 1:22am - work - by Christinemh329 - United States

Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML

#5889966
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19775) - you deserved it (2450)

On 10/19/2009 at 12:32am - intimacy - by Joe (man) - Cambodia (Phnum Penh)

Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML

#7925072
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19776) - you deserved it (2956)

On 02/06/2010 at 1:25am - health - by aurorason - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

#20092583
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19775) - you deserved it (7452)

On 09/28/2012 at 6:21pm - misc - by GEE, THANKS DAD (woman) - United States

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

#20066447
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19774) - you deserved it (7093)

On 09/10/2012 at 5:20pm - work - by kevcng (man) - United States

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19773) - you deserved it (1730)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

#8989012
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19771) - you deserved it (2264)

On 03/11/2010 at 12:30am - animals - by stuckathome (man) - United States

Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

#13446439
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19768) - you deserved it (7651)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, at my internship, I was told we were going to do something fun. I was excited, until I found out that this "fun" thing was labeling 500 folders. FML

#19017248
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19767) - you deserved it (3175)

On 02/07/2012 at 10:07am - work - by strongjon60 - United States

Today, I found out that what I thought could be a life-threatening issue causing me chest pains was only because I over-obsessed about it. Now not only do I have social anxiety, but I get so anxious I can create fake illnesses. FML

#18314342
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19763) - you deserved it (5635)

On 11/22/2011 at 3:08am - health - by daybyday - Australia

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

#777
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19759) - you deserved it (16379)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:00pm - love - by Faxshadow - United Kingdom (Hampshire)



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