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Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

#18570101
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23431) - you deserved it (2967)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

#21228488
111 comments

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On 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm - misc - by ew - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML

#17398153
96 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 3:41pm - misc - by swmmr (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

#17777844
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23425) - you deserved it (3666)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:09am - work - by Branman2480 - United States (New York)

Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML

#6342558
111 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I took a nap. My boyfriend took this opportunity to go over to his "beautiful" and "amazing" ex-girlfriend's house to help her clean out her pool. I told him I didn't think that was appropriate. He told me I don't value relationships and didn't come home tonight. FML

#21429410
75 comments

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On 06/21/2015 at 6:16am - love - by bev_rogan - United States (Indiana)

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

#21413979
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (2801)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by xolaurennnn - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

#17820247
125 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 11:22am - work - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my doctor lost all of my immunization records. I can't start law school without them. FML

#20442687
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23419) - you deserved it (1480)

On 01/04/2013 at 3:51pm - health - by bureaucratic assfuckery (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML

#20133890
213 comments

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On 10/26/2012 at 3:58am - health - by Weasel123 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
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On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new neighbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over their backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel like an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23415) - you deserved it (1915)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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