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Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML

#19575961
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26123) - you deserved it (2174)

On 05/05/2012 at 3:19am - health - by markzar - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, a drunk truck driver taught me a very valuable lesson: Never tie your shoelaces in the middle of a parking lot. FML

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

#21475747
86 comments

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On 10/03/2015 at 4:45pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, with the cost of craft supplies that ended in a DIY fail, then a costume and overnight shipping, I have now spent $90 to obtain a $10 hat and vest for my daughter to play a cow in the school Christmas play. She will say "Moo" three times with 5 other cows before leaving the stage. FML

#18597076
108 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 9:38am - kids - by Broke Mama (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML

#19129542
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26120) - you deserved it (2918)

On 02/21/2012 at 4:53am - work - by kat (woman) - Reserved

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
70 comments

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On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, I realized I could make more money being on welfare than I can at my current job. FML

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26115) - you deserved it (2662)

On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

#13077269
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26115) - you deserved it (11025)

On 09/16/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I warned my boss that I couldn't take part in a very important meeting I've been working on for 6 months (my son is ill). "Never mind" he said, "We'll just put a pot plant on your seat". FML

#465
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26114) - you deserved it (2828)

On 12/07/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by Butterfly - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26113) - you deserved it (4845)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that all the things I've lent to my best friend over the last few years that have never been returned were actually pawned off so she could pay her cable bill. FML

#19395452
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26113) - you deserved it (3175)

On 04/02/2012 at 2:44pm - money - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I walked into a really fancy hotel bathroom. I spoke to the attendant and gave her my purse and coat while I used the toilet. When I came out, she was gone. The receptionist informed me they didn't have a bathroom attendant. FML

#20905582
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26114) - you deserved it (50661)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:41am - money - by wellcrap - United States (Texas)



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