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Today, someone stole my iPhone. I used the Find My iPhone app, and located it in the apartment building next to mine. I can hear the ringing sound I've activated, but nobody will answer the door. FML

#20163099
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22564) - you deserved it (1640)

On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

#7433356
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22562) - you deserved it (2528)

On 01/19/2010 at 4:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom confessed that she has to make up compliments to give to prove me wrong when I said she can never say positive things about me. FML

#16053231
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22561) - you deserved it (2982)

On 05/05/2011 at 2:13am - misc - by wow -

Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML

#21376174
57 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 3:14am - animals - by ilovecharliesheen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my father went out to get batteries for the remote control helicopter I bought him for Christmas. In his excitement, he backed his truck into my car. FML

#6947126
29 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to explain to my 25-year-old boyfriend why we cannot get pet raccoons. This is not the first time we have had this conversation. FML

#18721209
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22556) - you deserved it (5768)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:45pm - animals - by britanyann (woman) - United States

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

#8763974
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22554) - you deserved it (5493)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by sleeper - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

#8741941
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22553) - you deserved it (2954)

On 03/01/2010 at 3:30am - animals - by mav3rick91 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I requested two hours off for tomorrow afternoon. My supervisor and manager called me into the office to talk to me about how important it is to be in the office as much as possible. A little later, my supervisor told me that for budgeting reasons, I have to take 3 non-paid days off. FML

#12150388
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22553) - you deserved it (2269)

On 07/27/2010 at 7:25pm - work - by hurikan68 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

#13632865
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22548) - you deserved it (7248)

On 10/28/2010 at 11:17pm - misc - by mommysgirlapparently (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

#13861798
104 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé told me he wants a security guard to come with us on our honeymoon to Hawaii. Apparently, watching Dog the Bounty Hunter has made him feel unsafe. FML

#18379214
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22548) - you deserved it (2490)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by DoggyBlues - United States (California)

Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML

#19411591
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22548) - you deserved it (3892)

On 04/05/2012 at 11:07am - animals - by tessamarque - United States (Oklahoma)



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