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Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML

#13801258
81 comments

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On 11/11/2010 at 11:53am - work - by khaelian - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

#20519962
78 comments

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On 02/24/2013 at 9:30am - misc - by curly_eyelashes - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
169 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
78 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

#14767473
53 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

#13145145
98 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 6:16pm - health - by forgotten (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML

#20187165
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26356) - you deserved it (1985)

On 12/01/2012 at 9:01pm - misc - by potheadloljk (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I checked over the pictures on my night-cam to see if my cats are really going on our kitchen counters. As soon as I'd seen the first picture, I realized that this whole time my cats haven't been going on it. It was a rat. FML

#19004076
85 comments

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On 02/05/2012 at 8:13pm - animals - by rattrap (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
126 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

#20076048
74 comments

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On 09/17/2012 at 10:15am - love - by jlee0000785 (woman) - Australia

Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML

#6342558
111 comments

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On 11/17/2009 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
100 comments

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On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML

#7742819
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26347) - you deserved it (3356)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - health - by snidpea - Sent from mobile version



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