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Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML

#19550881
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (3417)

On 04/29/2012 at 10:53pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
271 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

#4267
14 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by lousy - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was headed on vacation with my family. On the way, our trailer tire blew out. Because the trailer was tilted from the flat tire, the door would not open to get the spare. After breaking the window to get the spare and putting it on, the spare blew out. FML

#19966487
58 comments

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On 07/21/2012 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at 7 in the morning, I end up outside in a night dress, with bare feet and in the rain. I've just found out that my two year old son now knows how to close the patio door, which of course, has no outside door handle. FML

#685
21 comments

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On 01/02/2009 at 8:22pm - kids - by lilou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I received a drunken prank call from a girl I didn't know around 1am. I don't know what's sadder, that I carried out the conversation for 30 minutes, or that this was the first girl to call me in over a year. FML

#20087914
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18748) - you deserved it (2413)

On 09/25/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by badluckryan - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home to find that the entire ceiling in the kitchen of my apartment had caved in due to an extremely leaky water pipe. The same water pipe maintenance said they had fixed three days ago. FML

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

#20020549
64 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 12:14pm - health - by Todd - United States

Today, I had to pay my manager $10 just to take my stalker's order so I didn't have to. FML

#20087724
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18742) - you deserved it (1966)

On 09/25/2012 at 3:08am - work - by snowbell18 (woman) - United States

Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML

#365
13 comments

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On 11/22/2008 at 6:51am - misc - by Sugar - United Kingdom

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

#19741158
124 comments

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On 06/05/2012 at 10:21pm - work - by Mark - United States

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I see my dad on a bike so I shout after him. He turns his head around and then runs into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

#2028672
54 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by Richocet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

#8479975
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18733) - you deserved it (8570)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:58pm - misc - by moobysrocks - United States



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