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Today, during lunch break at work, the bitter departmental rivalry blew out of control, when one of the glorified thugs from HR started a fistfight with my shift supervisor. I rushed in to break it up, but only succeeded in getting sucker-punched into next week. FML

Today, everyone at work asked about the awful, twisted wound on my hand. I was too embarrassed to admit to having torn my skin apart with a pair of tweezers while trying to remove a splinter. FML

#20055992
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14082) - you deserved it (3925)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by frustrated (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

#4923649
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14079) - you deserved it (53016)

On 08/30/2009 at 3:12am - health - by tomchuq (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I realized just how awful my relationships have been when I discovered I emotionally connect with women on Jerry Springer. FML

#19511364
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14078) - you deserved it (4582)

On 04/22/2012 at 2:14pm - love - by Coquette (woman) - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that it is possible to sunburn the soles of your feet. FML

#19628540
105 comments

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On 05/15/2012 at 6:39pm - health - by Leadamp (man) -

Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm 'so slow a turtle could kick my ass' and that he has 'a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend.' FML

#5876012
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14066) - you deserved it (30779)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:30am - misc - by cheat - United States (Texas)

Today, I met up with a few old friends for some wine and munchies. The main topics of conversation were colonoscopies, lactose intolerance and specific symptoms of irritable bowel syndrome. I'm sleeping over at one of their houses. Only 20 more hours to go. FML

#20184451
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14064) - you deserved it (1980)

On 11/29/2012 at 8:00pm - misc - by Randiluck (woman) - Canada

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14060) - you deserved it (1099)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

#9154406
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14056) - you deserved it (68955)

On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

#19404760
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14056) - you deserved it (1695)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized how lonely I am when I got excited over receiving my daily weather update from the Weather Channel. FML

#20086575
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14054) - you deserved it (2099)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by mstar - United States

Today, a customer at the Walmart I work at had a hissy fit and began throwing merchandise everywhere, including at my face, because we are Canadian and don't have a show called "Extreme Couponing" for "devoted shoppers" like her. FML

#20181556
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14052) - you deserved it (956)

On 11/27/2012 at 6:46pm - work - by ohgodwhy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

#19679024
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14051) - you deserved it (2789)

On 05/25/2012 at 3:59pm - misc - by KieRendan (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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