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Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

#20073639
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24954) - you deserved it (2186)

On 09/15/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while on a cruise that I paid for, I was forced to babysit my 5 bratty nieces while my sister and her deadbeat boyfriend relaxed in the kid free zone. FML

#21436048
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24954) - you deserved it (4952)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML

#13336627
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24953) - you deserved it (2563)

On 10/05/2010 at 11:20pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States

Today, my father had a dream that he'd lost me forever, and the pain was so unbearable, it woke him up. Turns out, the pain he was experiencing was just his bowels and he really needed to take a shit. This is the most affection I've ever received from my father. FML

#14398309
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24950) - you deserved it (3000)

On 12/30/2010 at 5:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

#19308008
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24950) - you deserved it (7478)

On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

Today, after lifting a 20 pound box of oranges for a woman at work, she turned around to say "Your acne needs help." I still had to tell her to have a good day. FML

#14490477
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24948) - you deserved it (2593)

On 01/06/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML

#17290370
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24946) - you deserved it (6198)

On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

#18853580
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (5078)

On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML

#18894486
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (2520)

On 01/23/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Suzie Leone (woman) - United States

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me and asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, and I politely declined. He totally lost it, and shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. FML

#20072034
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (3472)

On 09/14/2012 at 8:03pm - love - by wow kid just leave me alone (woman) - United States

Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML

#19216663
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24943) - you deserved it (2818)

On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

#21434251
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24940) - you deserved it (2087)

On 06/30/2015 at 5:57am - work - by bosslady (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I called my mom for her birthday. She started talking about an infomercial she'd seen for a combo bidet-and-dryer, and how she would like to get one so she can feel "fresh down there" without worrying about getting bits of toilet paper on her nether regions. I can't un-hear this. FML

#13415843
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24940) - you deserved it (2724)

On 10/12/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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