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Today, my grandpa decided to charcoal-grill some steaks. Inside the house. FML

#17681752
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On 09/06/2011 at 5:33pm - misc - by aroman2312 - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my girlfriend. After yelling and arguing my point, my cat got up and jumped up next to her on the bed. He sat down, and they both glared at me until I left. FML

#20189474
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On 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML

#13458555
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On 10/15/2010 at 12:40pm - misc - by nick92 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

#20059608
37 comments

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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my father tried to secretly follow me all day, because he doesn't believe that I have any "real" errands to run or friends to meet with. He's actually convinced that I'm living some secret double life with another family. FML

#20022416
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On 08/15/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by Bree - United States

Today, I was at the strip club. I put my dollar on the stage. When the stripper came over to take it, she stood me up and flipped my tits and said I had bigger ones than her. I'm a guy. FML

#7993
48 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Big B (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML

#8525883
54 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that since no other procedures are working, I was required to stop eating, and drink a bunch of foul tasting 'goo', which will in turn give me constant diarrhea. This will then prepare me nicely for the long tube with a camera on the end of which will be shoved up my rectum. FML

#14630970
121 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 8:51pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

#14541152
47 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

#18993320
125 comments

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On 02/04/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by Arp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped 2 of the cushions. FML

#13050784
184 comments

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On 09/14/2010 at 5:46pm - misc - by miss Suzanne - United States (New York)

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

#10675411
53 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to buy a new vacuum cleaner. My previous one stopped working, because apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to suck up our puppy's shit from the floor. FML

#20155036
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21350) - you deserved it (2068)

On 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm - love - by 99Problemsandfml - Canada (Ontario)



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