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Wednesday 18 June 2014

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Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." FML

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

#21184387
272 comments

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On 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm - intimacy - by possibly fucked (man) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

#21182903
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59555) - you deserved it (4610)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

#21177000
131 comments

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On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

#21180214
107 comments

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On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, I was trying on bikinis at a local store. When I put my pants back on, my foot got stuck, I tripped and fell through the curtain of the fitting room, topless. FML

#21176636
101 comments

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On 06/16/2014 at 11:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Germany

Today, I became the town racist for saying "black" instead of "African-American". I'm black. FML

#21179835
89 comments

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On 06/18/2014 at 9:14pm - misc - by guest - United States (California)

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

#21181955
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54916) - you deserved it (5370)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I picked up a co-worker from the airport. As she got in the car, she looked over at me and said, "I'm still not sleeping with you". This was our second conversation. The first is when she asked if I could pick her up from the airport. FML

#21187469
145 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by headdesk (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML

#21183828
125 comments

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On 06/22/2014 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

#21180967
138 comments

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On 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm - love - by forever alone - United States (New York)

Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML

#21176638
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53121) - you deserved it (6052)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by IneedMaury (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML

#21185875
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52939) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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