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Wednesday 11 December 2013

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Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65720) - you deserved it (3555)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

#20986479
127 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

#20989738
114 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

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175 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

#20994621
174 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

#20989004
96 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

#20994372
160 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51349) - you deserved it (2923)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML

#20991978
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49548) - you deserved it (6532)

On 12/14/2013 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

#20986172
142 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

#20989324
131 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML

#20986260
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48072) - you deserved it (6625)

On 12/09/2013 at 12:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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