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Wednesday 11 December 2013

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Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

#20986378
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70016) - you deserved it (3838)

On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML

#20986479
129 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

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164 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML

#20989004
98 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 2:59pm - intimacy - by hi Mum - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my teenage daughter found out that she's pregnant, but insists she's still a virgin. Who does she think knocked her up? God? FML

#20996030
172 comments

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On 12/17/2013 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

#20989738
114 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

#20994621
178 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by confsused - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML

#20991978
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55502) - you deserved it (7629)

On 12/14/2013 at 2:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

#20986172
140 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

#20988657
198 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML

#20987856
207 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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