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Sunday 24 November 2013

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Today, as a part of my autobiography project for school, I needed to have 2 friends and 2 family members each write me a letter. I ended up having to forge 3 letters. FML

#20964402
61 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 10:28am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

#20971859
103 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML

#20977444
120 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 8:57pm - love - by bad poet (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

#20968767
89 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 7:30am - misc - by TetrisMaster - Australia

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

#20977142
94 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 3:27pm - animals - by HereKittyKitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

#20971832
181 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

#20976009
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40040) - you deserved it (2413)

On 11/30/2013 at 5:46pm - misc - by UglyFace (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML

#20964266
62 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 6:09am - misc - by juice723 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML

#20961862
85 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

#20971273
50 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML

#20968315
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39583) - you deserved it (7696)

On 11/23/2013 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML

#20965369
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39566) - you deserved it (6614)

On 11/21/2013 at 1:00am - love - by StarWarsGeek (woman) - United States

Today, I have to spend the whole day in a moving truck with my dad. He had beans for dinner, and it's too cold to crack open a window. FML

#20970198
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39339) - you deserved it (3814)

On 11/25/2013 at 1:58pm - misc - by cb - United States (Indiana)



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