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Sunday 24 November 2013

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Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

#20968993
86 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 1:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML

#20971832
182 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while driving home, I looked in the rear-view mirror and saw that my three-year-old daughter had managed to get out of her seat and had crawled to the back window. I pulled over and strapped her in again. Five minutes later she was back at the window. FML

#20967131
131 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 6:14pm - kids - by houdinette (woman) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)

Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML

#20977142
94 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 3:27pm - animals - by HereKittyKitty (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my heart rate is higher while playing Tetris than it is during sex. FML

#20968767
89 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 7:30am - misc - by TetrisMaster - Australia

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML

#20966996
95 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML

#20976009
69 comments

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On 11/30/2013 at 5:46pm - misc - by UglyFace (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I met a fellow Star Wars fan. We began enthusiastically talking about how almost no one our age knows the good old classics anymore. I was referring to the original trilogy; she was talking about the ones with Jar Jar Binks. FML

#20965369
83 comments

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On 11/21/2013 at 1:00am - love - by StarWarsGeek (woman) - United States

Today, some kids used firecrackers to blow up my mailbox. This is the third time this week. FML

#20961862
85 comments

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On 11/18/2013 at 5:14am - kids - by kids next door - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up and screamed: My older sister had placed a Furby right by my face while I was asleep. This is a common occurrence. FML

#20964432
96 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 11:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got accused of trying to steal clothes because I was taking so long in the fitting rooms with only a couple of items. I got stuck in one of the shirts I was trying on. FML

Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML

#20974690
59 comments

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On 11/29/2013 at 1:08pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friends started calling me "Soberman" because I recently gave up alcohol and have a Doberman. Normally, I wouldn't mind the nickname, but they call me Soberman everywhere. My new boss now thinks it's because I AM an alcoholic. FML

#20964266
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37571) - you deserved it (2798)

On 11/20/2013 at 6:09am - misc - by juice723 - United States (Massachusetts)



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