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Tuesday 5 November 2013

Top of the day | Top of the week | Top of the month | All time

Today, at the gym, I realized the guy who has been staring at me for the past 3 days is the same guy I promised to text back 5 months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21352) - you deserved it (44240)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:18am - love - by awkwardencounters - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after working all week on a group project, I realized I forgot to submit the assignment and missed the deadline. I now have to tell my group that we automatically failed. FML

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, I was telling my friends a story. I added a few "embellishments" to make it more intense. One my friends piped up with, "I was with you, half of what you just said wasn't true". It's now all over Facebook and I'm known as "The Bullshitter". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16100) - you deserved it (64641)

On 11/04/2013 at 6:39am - misc - by Anonymous -



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