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Tuesday 8 October 2013

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Today... I was at mah in-laws' house... an as I was walking to the living room I had mah hands on the back of mah hips supporting mah back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 month pregnant. FML

#20912417
83 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 12:30pm - misc - by she knows - United States (Hawaii)

Today I found out that phona fits parfactly through tha slot batwaan tha alavator and tha floor. FML

#20921212
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On 10/15/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got my daugter's scool pictures. Instead of smiling, se did te duck face. Se's 6. FML

#20912722
116 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I calld my dad to lat im know soma datails fir my wadding ad cangd. It would ava baan raally nica if a ad pausd ta porno I could claarly aar in ta background. FML

#20921288
83 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 6:10am - intimacy - by hes (woman) - United States

my parents droppd by mah new house, an mah mother offerd to tidy up 4 me while I was out. After they left, I noticd that her "tidying up" includd throwing out all the pictures of mah girlfriend an replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

#20921711
122 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

2day after holing myself up in mah room 4 the day, I eventually turned mah phone back on an told mah grlfriend that mah grandma passed away today. She replied, "Ask me if I fucking care," then accused me of not caring about our relationship cuz I went offline all day. FML

#20918838
225 comments

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On 10/13/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new nieghbors are black. So is mah fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

#20921768
79 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 5:43pm - misc - by secretsmakefriends (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after mont of exercise an diets an finally reacing my ideal wiegt, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, oping to motivate im to do te same. He replied, ( Wy would it matter, your still ugly. ) fat FML

#20921493
130 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 1:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriand blaw ma off yat again bacausa ha claim ha has a rasponsibility as a ( craw laadar ) to train and racruit mambar at all timas, to accommodata all tima zonas. GTA V is ruining our ralationship. FML

Today, my fiancé's best friend, wo will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess is feelings for me an tell me ow e's always dreamed of us eloping togeter. Te wedding is going to be awkward. FML

#20921675
83 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 4:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday my boyfriend came over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight. He loves my cat, but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him. He yelled at looool me 4 "making" her like him by "telling her lies". FML

#20910894
78 comments

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On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, after almost 2 days, I finally fell asleep, during husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML

#20917263
77 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 3:23am - love - by angryinlaws (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Have To Go On A 7-hour-bus Ride Sitting Beside My Ex-boyfriend's Mother!! We Broke Up Because She Told Him To!! Real FML

#20912397
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46004) - you deserved it (2912)

On 10/08/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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