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Wednesday 11 September 2013

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Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17102) - you deserved it (86396)

On 09/10/2013 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have replace my $120 calculator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14776) - you deserved it (61110)

On 09/18/2013 at 4:46am - money - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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