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Wednesday 14 August 2013

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Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

#20844156
70 comments

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On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I received a phone call that started with, "Now stay calm... Your house is on fire." FML

#20834558
72 comments

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On 08/12/2013 at 10:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mom got a cat. I'm allergic to cats, so I politely asked my mom why she got it. Her response: "I want you to finally want to move out." I turned eighteen two weeks ago. FML

#20835283
136 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 11:36am - work - by skaterboy - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

#20836671
111 comments

Today, while getting ready to welcome my first child into the world, my father in law decided to "help out" and threw out a bunch of papers I needed. Like my child's application for a health card, social insurance number, and my birth plan, as well as instructions from my doctor. FML

#20840198
77 comments

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On 08/16/2013 at 11:21am - misc - by momma - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

#20846650
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45395) - you deserved it (4515)

On 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my teacher told the class that we had better like the people at our table because we would all be working together for the final group assessment. Everyone looked at me, stood up, and moved. FML

#20834922
86 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML

#20833982
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45147) - you deserved it (4025)

On 08/12/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by idonteven - United States (California)

Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML

#20846728
118 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML

#20844009
13 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 11:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

#20841455
92 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered that when my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervous I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassed I am. FML

#20841404
72 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 4:24am - love - by love-shot - United States (Kansas)

Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML

#20837392
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44719) - you deserved it (3647)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:13pm - kids - by sisterly love - United States (California)



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