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Friday 2 August 2013

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Today, I was leaving my friends' apartment in my mom's car and I backed into a fire hydrant. I lied and told my mom it was a hit and run. So she called the apartment complex. They had me on video hitting the fire hydrant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20101) - you deserved it (53922)

On 08/07/2013 at 12:21am - misc - by why me?? - United States (Nevada)



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