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Monday 1 July 2013

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Today husband's recent obsession with The Soprano since James Gandolfini died went a step further into the ridiculous when he tried to encourage some ducks to land in our swimming pool by throwing loave of bread into it while bellowing at them with a 'Noo Joisey' Wise Guy accent. real FML

#20770230
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On 07/08/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by Not Mrs Soprano (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping,hen for the frst time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's looool now in hospital.

#20770545
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On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I needed a change of clothes... so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shrt with a toucan on the front an Mexico City spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shrt... an she started crying. Turns out she bought it 4 me as a present from her trip. FML

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On 07/04/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by awwimanahole (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I trid acid fir the first time while camping with mah best friend. A drunk driver smashd into mah car, leaving it totald. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking mah car was bleeding green ooze.

#20759193
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On 07/02/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I GOOGLED "HOW TO ACT LIKE AN ADULT." I'M 37. MEGA FML

#20765003
118 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by forever young (woman) - United States

Today, after playing numerou games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played fir real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

#20767127
76 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 2:23pm - money - by goodbye sweet internet (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion . Bored out of mah mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to ( Boring shit with almost dead people . ) I didn't know it'd looool rename it for everyone . FML

Today, I realized tat getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in te test all, reaced into my bag 4 a pencil, and found instead tree baby carrots and a spoon. FML

#20757745
79 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 10:39am - work - by Anonymous - United States



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