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Today husband's recent obsession with The Soprano since James Gandolfini died went a step further into the ridiculous when he tried to encourage some ducks to land in our swimming pool by throwing loave of bread into it while bellowing at them with a 'Noo Joisey' Wise Guy accent. real FML
Today... I needed a change of clothes... so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shrt with a toucan on the front an Mexico City spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shrt... an she started crying. Turns out she bought it 4 me as a present from her trip. FML
Today, I trid acid fir the first time while camping with mah best friend. A drunk driver smashd into mah car, leaving it totald. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking mah car was bleeding green ooze.
Today, after playing numerou games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played fir real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion . Bored out of mah mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to ( Boring shit with almost dead people . ) I didn't know it'd looool rename it for everyone . FML
Friday 27 March 2015