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Yesterday Mah Boyfriend Threw Out Mah Old Voicemail Recorder, Thinking It Was Junk . My Father Passd Away Yeres Ago . I Kept A Recording Of The Last Voicemail He'd Left Me On It So I'd Alway Remember His Voice . FML
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce mah parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and mah boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them wat was wrong cuz I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating mah dad's drug dealer. FML
Today, at mah wedding, the minister forgot to skip the ( does anyone object? ) part !! My mother stood up an gave a lengthy reason, which causd mah future in-laws to start shouting !! It turnd into a small riot, an no, we're not marrid now !! FML
Taday I was meeting mah boyfriend's family for the first time!! The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face an kicked me out cuz I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister an I look much alike!! Too much alike!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015