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Saturday 18 May 2013

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Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28295) - you deserved it (35664)

On 05/23/2013 at 1:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27249) - you deserved it (39475)

On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I got a tattoo of the snake and staff medical symbol on my wrist. Now everyone keeps asking what illness I have; they think it's a medical bracelet substitute. FML

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143 comments

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On 05/16/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by Calaraphea (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I was using a restroom with automatic sinks and toilets. I assumed the paper towel dispensers were automatic too. I stood there waving my hands like an idiot before a girl walked in, pulled a lever, and made paper towels come out for me. FML

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64 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by paper towel virgin - United States (Missouri)

Today, whilst driving past a cyclist, I thought it would be funny to make him jump by blasting my horn right behind him and then driving off. I guess he thought it would be funny to catch up with me, yank off my wing-mirror, and hurl it through the open window at my face. FML



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