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Today I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
Today I was drivinghen I noticd that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulld up next to him pulld out my phone an I made a gesture that he needd to puttd his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket fir drivinghile on my cell phone. FML
yesterday I calld a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrivd, I realisd I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab looool some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turnd my back. FML
Today, I want to my grandmom's housa for an hour or so !! Whan I cama homa, my boyfriand was on tha bad, covarad in tha shaats and about to cry !! Turns out ha tapad his ballsack to his lag and couldn't gat it off bacausa it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and ha's 26 !! FML
Today, I was lectured by my mother fir staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML
Friday 27 March 2015