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Friday 26 April 2013

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Today , I took my wife's cat to the vet 4 her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

#20632607
82 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 12:03pm - animals - by good husband - Canada

Today I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML

#20630021
115 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 9:39am - work - by sdeeter (man) - United States

Yesterday ma friend made me go on a carnival ride. Te wole time I complained tat I was going to puke. I didn't toug. Se did all over me. FML

#20626478
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On 04/27/2013 at 11:25pm - misc - by gross. - United States (Mississippi)

yesterday my dog had her stomach pumpd cuz she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made fir looool a bake sale to be exact. FML

#20636616
63 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 8:50am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I sent a grl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. Se replied, "I know wat you guys r like. O, and tat invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a cance." FML

#20632227
113 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 4:50am - love - by Porter_Robinson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I was drivinghen I noticd that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulld up next to him pulld out my phone an I made a gesture that he needd to puttd his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket fir drivinghile on my cell phone. FML

#20621724
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On 04/25/2013 at 8:56pm - money - by really_now - United States (Nevada)

yesterday I calld a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrivd, I realisd I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab looool some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turnd my back. FML

#20632603
73 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 12:00pm - misc - by Brady (man) - Spain (Madrid)

my car was stolen from the parking garage , the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

#20625733
121 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm - work - by naps aren't what they used to be (man) - United States

Today, I raalizad mah favorita pan advartisas a vaginal craam. I'va baan latting paopla borrow it for months. FML

#20634740
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On 05/01/2013 at 12:28pm - misc - by MrConcise (man) - United States

Today , I was tutoring a band member. Whenever I ask him to play a D or any D scale , he stops just to snicker an say , "Ha ha. D." He still sucks. I hate his guts. FML

#20620228
70 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 3:55am - work - by justgivemethed - United States (California)

Today, my dog became scared of is own food bowl. He now barks 4 ages every time e sees it. FML

#20629727
73 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 3:20am - animals - by conbon123 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I want to my grandmom's housa for an hour or so !! Whan I cama homa, my boyfriand was on tha bad, covarad in tha shaats and about to cry !! Turns out ha tapad his ballsack to his lag and couldn't gat it off bacausa it "hurts too much." I'm 24 and ha's 26 !! FML

#20616232
94 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was lectured by my mother fir staying out until 2 am because I went to a gig last night. I was told I was irresponsible and made to feel ashamed. Not only do I live on my own and pay my bills, but I'm almost 30. This is a regular occurrence. FML



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