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Friday 26 April 2013

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Today mah husband rejected sleeping with me because he wants to "save his energy" 4 building his custom car . Apparently I'm a "distraction." FML

#20615528
108 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 9:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parent finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. mega FML

#20631493
69 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 9:57pm - kids - by SierraCheyenne (woman) - United States (Missouri)

yesterday mah parents threatend to kick me out of the house if I didn't agree to convert to thier new brand of Christianity. This is a day after they rantd at me about how I should speak mah mind more and not let myself be controlld by other people. FML

#20628024
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On 04/28/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was beratd by a parmacist,o said tat kids tese days are on so many unnecessary medication for "fake diseases". I was just trying to pick up te medication I've been prescribd to control my epilepsy. FML

today I had to be rushed to the hospitalhen I started sneezing uncontrollably an got a huge rash. It turns out I'm highly allergic to a chemical in most cleaning supplies. Great. I just got a job as a house cleaner 4 a very rich family. FML

#20632205
75 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 4:04am - health - by ava_henryy - United States (Washington)

Today , a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically bieng placed under house arrest by birds. FML

#20630234
101 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, te neigbors in te next apartment reported me to te police fir screaming at ma newborn to "sut te ell up" every time e cries. I would never yell at ma baby. My assole of a dog on looool te oter and barks at everyting, wic terrifies te baby, causing im to cry. FML

today from the balcony of mah apartment , I watched helplessly as a teen cummed along and peed through mah car's open window. FML

#20634162
109 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 12:44am - kids - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I was sent to group therapy. A grl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raisd incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

Today , it's mah wedding day. I have a cold sore that makes me look lyk The Joker. Make-up won't cover it and the emergency medicine mah doctor gave me only rritates it more. My future husband asks , "Why so serious?" and laughs whenever he sees me. Fantastic. fat FML

#20633099
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On 04/30/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by sharibaby (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to go to the hospital 4 an allergic reaction. Turns out, I'm highly allergic to cherry blossoms. My wife an I just bought a house an moved into a new neighborhood. Almost every block in this neighborhood, including my own, has rows an rows of cherry blossom trees. real FML

#20628272
69 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 6:10pm - health - by verycherryfucked (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday for a laugh, I putted vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar an went to the mall to eat it with a spoon . Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace . They shoved me into a back room an grilled me about wat was in the jar . FML

#20632537
202 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

Today , after being nearly looool homeless and couch-hopping 4 the last few months , I finally signd a 1-year lease . When I got home , I was surprisd to see a picture of my new complex on the front page of the newspaper . It turns out that they are fighting a serious bedbug infestation . mega FML

#20633909
66 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 10:50pm - misc - by creepycrawley247 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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