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Saturday 20 April 2013

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Today, a grl was telling me how she was very stressed over her parents' divorce and moving away to another part of the state. While I was listening, I started choking on mah saliva. She thought I was laughing. She hasn't spoken to me since. mega FML

#20601828
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43096) - you deserved it (6842)

On 04/18/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by notlaughing (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... mah husband trid to haggle a blowjob out of me in exchange fir taking his first shower in nerely two weeks. FML

#20605100
82 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was again turnad down by a potantial ost family on a studant axcanga sita . Tair raasoning was basically tat sinca I'm Amarican, I migt do somating to andangar my aalt, gat urt, an tan sua tam ovar my own stupidity . FML

#20602754
194 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by thanks, my fellow americans - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was at mah little girl's concert. She plays the clarinet... and in the middle of her solo... her phone started ringing. She decided to stop... check her phone... and continue playing. FML

#20602988
94 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm - kids - by Aberrombie Blue - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to explain to a womanhy she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped thehole bottle on mah head. FML

#20601226
58 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 12:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I admitted to my parents tat I'm a patological liar an I would like to go get elp . Tey didn't believe me, an told me stop making stuff up . FML

Today, mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over room an couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching room. FML

#20594384
37 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 6:11pm - misc - by MyLifeSucks (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 25 year old brother dumpd all my underwear into the fireplace fir interrupting him while he was playing WoW . mega FML

#20593993
187 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 4:18pm - misc - by Kutakito (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I had to explain to my grlfriend that taking triple the maximum dosage of painkillers won't actually triple its effects. She rolled her eyes, called me clueless, an said that I should "leave this stuff to the professionals." She's studying to become a doctor. FML

#20610275
156 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Kuwait (Al Kuwayt)

Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off there hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe 4 damages. FML

#20607182
69 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I WAS SMALL TALKING WITH AN ELDERLY MAN, WHO TOLD ME THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT HIM. EVEN THOUGH I HAD ONLY KNOWN HIM 4 AN HOUR, TO TRY AND MAKE HIM FEEL A LITTLE BETTER I TOLD HIM I CARE ABOUT HIM. HE THEN CALLD ME A CREEP, STOMPD HIS CANE ONTO FOOT, AND WALKD OFF. FML

#20612321
68 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 1:01am - misc - by 'creep' - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Ad To Explain To Ma Friend Tat Te Ot Girl E's Been Sending Nudes To And Cybering Wit Fir Te Past Mont Is Probably A Bored, Fat-as-fuck, Balding Male Living In Is Mum's Basement. Te Look On Is Face After I Proved Tat "er" Pictures Were Fake Broke Ma Eart. FML

#20623794
84 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by sanoria51 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulld up and askd if I wantd to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. big fat FML

#20622653
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41786) - you deserved it (8919)

On 04/26/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by KingUrge (man) - United States (California)



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