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Saturday 23 March 2013

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Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10385) - you deserved it (88525) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm - animals - by BaliTheDog - France

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9610) - you deserved it (69127)

On 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm - misc - by Hahamaster333 -

Today, I had an interview for a job I really wanted. On my resume, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived for the interview, my interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8697) - you deserved it (87589)

On 03/18/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by nohablaespanol - United States (Texas)



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