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Today, mah guinea pig was resting on mah shoulder. However, I forgot to tie mah hair up and she gnawd off a clump of it that was a good 6 inche long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. real FML
Today , I went 4 mah daily post-op doctor's appointment , where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout mah apartment , due to mah washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML
Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing there toilets, an my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floor to the building, with twenty units on each. FML
Today.. . I broke up with boyfriend of seven years . He stared at me.. . then said ( Yeah.. . okay then . I'm gonna watch TV now . ) He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun . Not quite the response I was hoping for . FML
Taday after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up mah iPhone in mah room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized mah phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Friday 27 March 2015