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Thursday 21 March 2013

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2DAY I RETURND FROM A 5-DAY CRUISE 4 SENIOR SPRING BREAK, FILLD WITH GORGEOU SORORITY GRLS FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY. I WAS SEASICK THE WHOLE TIME. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 1:59am - misc - by captainlame (man) - United States

Today, my German Seperd decided to bark at, ten attack, a painted rock!! At least I know I'm protected from inanimate objects!! mega FML

#20561241
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On 03/26/2013 at 5:17pm - animals - by whykarma (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was talking to ma boss and e said I was awesome . He went to fist bump me and I missd . fat FML

#20552081
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On 03/20/2013 at 10:31am - work - by missedfistbump - United States

Today, the highlight of my day washen I found that there was finally toilet paper in the cubicle at work. FML

#20563464
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On 03/28/2013 at 5:57am - work - by Paperboy (man) - Bosnia and Herzegovina (Federation of Bosnia and Herzego)

Today, mah guinea pig was resting on mah shoulder. However, I forgot to tie mah hair up and she gnawd off a clump of it that was a good 6 inche long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. real FML

Today , I went 4 mah daily post-op doctor's appointment , where I was told I can resume normal activities. Which was handy when I came home to half-an-inch of water throughout mah apartment , due to mah washing machine drainage pipe coming undone while I was gone. FML

#20562286
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On 03/27/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by Soggy Sophia - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing there toilets, an my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floor to the building, with twenty units on each. FML

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On 03/19/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by thirddegreeburned - United States (Connecticut)

looool Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

#20551821
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On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today.. . I broke up with boyfriend of seven years . He stared at me.. . then said ( Yeah.. . okay then . I'm gonna watch TV now . ) He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun . Not quite the response I was hoping for . FML

#20556604
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On 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while on vacation, I think I met mah soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of mah life. My vacation is to celebrate mah 8-year anniversary with mah husband. FML

#20563782
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On 03/28/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by not funny but :( (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Taday after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up mah iPhone in mah room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized mah phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML

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On 03/26/2013 at 2:31pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today... I found myself arguing with a 6-year-old over a game of tag. FML

#20552543
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On 03/20/2013 at 6:08pm - kids - by tspence - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I SHOWED MY AUNT AN MOTHER MY TATTOO. THEY BOTH BURST OUT LAUGHING. FML

#20562807
57 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:17pm - misc - by anon - Netherlands (Limburg)



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