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Thursday 21 March 2013

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Today... as I was walking with mah boyfriend... holding hands... a woman began screaming at us about how we ( f*ggots ) are ( ruining America. ) I'm a girl. FML

#20551759
124 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 12:54am - love - by Too manly (woman) - United States (California)

Today , My Roommates Decidd To Old An Intervention. Tey Told Me I Would Ave To Break Up Wit My Boyfriend Because Tey Don't Want People Aving Sex In Our Apartment During College Exams. My Boyfriend Agred. FML

#20558428
54 comments

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On 03/24/2013 at 7:21pm - intimacy - by Tooloud (woman) - Canada

Today , my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it , it had a virus on it , and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

#20559514
105 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 2:25pm - misc - by grossed out - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

TODAY, I WOKE UP NEXT TO MAH GIRLFRIEND. I WAS WOKEN UP BY MAH MOTHER BREAKING INTO MAH HOUSE TO TELL ME I NED TO GET READY FIR WORK. THEN SHE GOT MAD THAT I HAD A GIRL OVER. I'M 20. FML

#20561180
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On 03/26/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by holycommander - United States

TODAY, MA USBAND WOKE UP, ROLLD OVER, AND SAID, "GOOD MORNING, BEAUTIFUL." HE ASN'T CALLD ME TAT IN MONTS, BUT AS I WAS ABOUT TO REPLY, I REALIZD E WAS TALKING TO IS PET TURTLE, NOT ME. MEGA FML

#20549421
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On 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm - love - by Maggie - United States

Today, there was a new girl in one of mah classes . We both correctd a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leand back to her an looool said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgustd look an told me she was Jewish . FML

#20553379
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On 03/21/2013 at 6:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I Was Violently Throwing Up Due To Severe Morning Sickness!! My Boyfriend Looked At Me, Then Turned An Walked Away!! In The End, My Daughter Gave Me Some Paper Towel An Her Juice!! My 18-month-old Is More Supportive Of My Pregnancy Than Her 30-year-old Father!! Mega FML

#20562509
142 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 3:34pm - misc - by InfamousLastWord (woman) - United States

today I was feeling a bit insecure about mah body and I told mah boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied "I know right?" FML

#20555435
132 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I told my husband that a guy I work with told me that I'm the most beautiful woman he has ever met. My husband replied, ( He needs to get out more. ) mega FML

Today I was walking by the side of the interstate cuz my car broke down. A nice young man stoppd and askd if I was tird of walking. I said yes to which he replid "Try jogging asshole" then laughd and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

#20553491
103 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 9:31am - misc - by WetWalking - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, ( Fat ass. ) I turned around an demanded to see the manager. Once he came an heard the situation, he looked at me an said, ( Well, it's lyk he's wrong, right? ) mega FML

#20561915
212 comments

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On 03/27/2013 at 1:04am - health - by first time at McDonald's in months... - United States

TODAY, MAH DAUGHTER GOT SELECTED TO PICK MUSIC 4 A FUNERAL. SHE ONLY LISTEN TO NIKKI MINAJ. BIG FAT FML

#20560709
132 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 7:40am - kids - by bear - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my picture from a dating profile was so "hilarious" that people have been posting it on Instagram with mean captions. FML

#20557606
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37350) - you deserved it (5477)

On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)



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