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Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. fat FML
TADAY MY FAMILY AND I WERE VISITING AN AUNT. WHILE HELPING MY AUNT TO SET THE TABLE MY SISTER REMARKED THAT FROM BEHIND I LOOK EXACTLY LYK HER. I REFLEXIVELY BLURTED OUT "WELL FUCK YOU TOO". VERY AWKWARD SILENCE. FAT FML
yesterday mah sink seemd to be filling up with drty water. Concernd, I turnd on the garbage disposal and plungd away. With no change in the water levels, I calld a plumber. He reachd in, pulld out the drain plug, and give me his billhile chuckling to himself. FML
Today... I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I looool had orderd near mah seat. I immediately ran up to him and askd him to stop stealing mah food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Second later the attendant cummd out with mah actual food. FML
Today, I had an looool interview fir a job I really wanted. On mah resume, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived fir the interview, mah interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015