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April 2014

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Today, I found out that the squeaking I've heard for the past three months, that I thought was my guinea pig, is actually my grlfriend cheating on me with my older brother. big fat FML

#21105078
117 comments

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On 04/05/2014 at 10:27am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

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On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... mah in-laws moved in. FML

#21107985
142 comments

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On 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm - misc - by Great (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, My Mom Brought Her Sleazy Boyfriend Home!! He Took One Look At Me, Swatted My Ass, And Said, ( It Runs In The Family!! ) My Mom Just Laughed And Winked At Me, And Mouthed, ( He's A Keeper! ) FML

#21103666
198 comments

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On 04/03/2014 at 1:22pm - love - by wiona (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

2day in the middle of sex, mah girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

#21112870
148 comments

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On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex an in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, an in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me wat to do." Then he stopped an left the room. FML

#21115855
123 comments

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On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah boyfriend stayed over at mah place fir the first time!! I left him in the bedroom fir a couple of minutes while I used the toilet , and when I cummed back , he was holding mah vibrator!! He angrily asked me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML

#21113687
202 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend an I were snuggling an we placed our hands together, palm to palm . I can bend the tips of my fingers over hers,hich apparently surprised her cuz she commented, "Huh, so big hands AREN'T related to penis size." FML

#21101616
116 comments

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On 04/01/2014 at 2:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, one of mah most problematic students remaind after class, whence he strongly insinuatd his interest in recieving oral sex; I trid to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interruptd, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML

#21114779
149 comments

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On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. mega FML

#21123315
275 comments

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On 04/26/2014 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Sniffles (man) - Ireland

Today, while at my brother's funeral, my grlfriend decided to tell me she's been sleeping with him . FML

#21126504
136 comments

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On 04/29/2014 at 6:40pm - love - by loserman - United States (Texas)

Today, At My Wedding, My Husband Stood Up To Give A Speech. It Started Out Beautiful, Until He Told Everyone How He Started To Fall In Love With Me After I Blew Him On Our First Date. Big Fat FML

#21118892
156 comments

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On 04/21/2014 at 11:43am - intimacy - by Sue Ellen (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today... I found out I was pregnant. When I told mah boyfriend... his response was... "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it."

#21110801
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52666) - you deserved it (7747)

On 04/12/2014 at 1:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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