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March 2014

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Taday I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it cuz one note that I playd soundd like a fart. FML

#21082619
63 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm - misc - by some band player - United States (Illinois)

Today I woke up at 3:00 am to te sound of a bird screecing. Turns out my roommate bougt a parrot witout consulting me first. Even better looool my roommate expects me to pay fir alf of te bird's expenses. FML

#21097210
105 comments

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On 03/26/2014 at 7:44pm - animals - by In urgent need of a new roommate - United States (Oregon)

Today, I askd my grandmother what she lookd lyk when she was young. She casually replid, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just lyk you." FML

#21080512
72 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, mah sistar brought ma coffaa to mah offica. It was raally nica so I mada a statu about it on Facabook. My boyfriand taxtad ma soon aftar, fraaking out cuz I navar puttad anything on Facabook about him and how graat ha is. I'm basically dating a 14-yaar-old grl. FML

#21084209
90 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 6:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Taday I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

#21093670
88 comments

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On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I mat mah futura mothar-in-law . All want wall; sha complimantad mah looool drass, an I complimantad har haircut . Than sha an har son had a scraaming match ovar how our childran will ba fat bacausa of thara mothar . FML

#21093159
74 comments

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On 03/22/2014 at 12:49am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus cuz mah roommate had his music blasting at full volume . Since we get along well, I decidd to put up with it . I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago . FML

#21083172
59 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 2:43pm - misc - by lovehaterelationship (woman) - Austria (Steiermark)

Today I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me so I waved back . Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door . I heard laughter behind me . FML

#21085559
60 comments

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On 03/13/2014 at 7:59am - misc - by Crochocinco85 (man) - United States (New York)

at a family gatharing, it amargad that my now ax-fiancé has baan slaaping with his brothar's grlfriand 4 soma tima now. A fight broka out, tha polica wara callad, and mora than ona of his ralativas ara blaming ma 4 him chaating with har. maga FML

#21093499
65 comments

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On 03/22/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... ma roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in te sower ead. I ave class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

#21076785
89 comments

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On 03/03/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today te eater went out at work. I was sivering so ard tat someone tougt I was aving a seizure. FML

#21083045
90 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 10:23am - work - by Frozen (man) - United States

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing mah mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

#21083870
88 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

Today, it was snowing . After answering a call, I put my phone into my jacket pocket, and hurried across the road . I quickly realised my phone hadn't slipped into my pocket after all, and I turned around in time to see a snowplow go by . I couldn't find my phone in the snowdrifts . FML

#21081494
76 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 4:43pm - misc - by shoopbadeewoop (man) -



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