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November 2013

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Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

#20942077
282 comments

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On 11/02/2013 at 12:19am - kids - by SantaClaus - United States (California)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

#20949272
146 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

#20958610
25 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

#20972839
118 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by unluckylassy - Ireland

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

#20972059
127 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

#20945397
114 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by :/ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

#20950992
79 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML

#20975537
176 comments

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On 11/30/2013 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML

#20952357
234 comments

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On 11/10/2013 at 5:28am - kids - by Naomi - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

#20943458
101 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 4:57am - love - by Whatswrongwithme? (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

#20943580
144 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I am just that unlucky, and suspended. FML

#20969727
113 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:03am - work - by unemployed and bereaved (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

#20966742
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49830) - you deserved it (3764)

On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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