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November 2013

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Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

#20956092
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54514) - you deserved it (3214)

On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope, and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

#20949272
145 comments

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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

#20945397
114 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by :/ (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

#20943458
100 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 4:57am - love - by Whatswrongwithme? (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

#20958610
25 comments

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On 11/15/2013 at 11:59am - misc - by Colby - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML

#20952357
236 comments

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On 11/10/2013 at 5:28am - kids - by Naomi - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML

#20972839
118 comments

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On 11/27/2013 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by unluckylassy - Ireland

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

#20972059
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51271) - you deserved it (2719)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

#20963297
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51220) - you deserved it (8473)

On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

#20950992
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50872) - you deserved it (3572)

On 11/09/2013 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the guy I like shoved me out of the way so he could talk to another girl. FML

#20964674
97 comments

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On 11/20/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML

#20975537
176 comments

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On 11/30/2013 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Jack - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband was getting undressed. I told my 2-year-old daughter not to go in our bedroom because he was undressing in there. I turned my back and she instantly ran off to my bedroom. I heard her shout "I can see daddy's tail!" Now, she points to everyone's crotch and shouts "TAIL!" FML

#20943580
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50453) - you deserved it (6476)

On 11/03/2013 at 9:22am - kids - by KittyKat (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)



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