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Today , avan aftar loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obasa husband , who within tha past two yaars lost almost 200 pounds , laft ma cuz now , ha "can do so much battar"!! FML
Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decidd to mess with mah husband. When he got off work, I said, ( The lady from yur office calld and said she was pregnant. From you. ) He immediately broke down crying, and said, ( I knew it. ) Turns out, mah fetus already has a sibling. mega FML
Today , it's mah wedding day!! Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed , but I worked mah ass off to be able to walk down the aisle!! After a lot of blood , sweat , and tears I made it to the big day..!! and woke up with food poisoning!! FML
Today, I was all set to lose mah virginity to mah girlfriend !! I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good 4 her !! The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose mah boner and have to looool leave in shame !! FML
Friday 27 March 2015