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September 2013

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Today , avan aftar loving him unconditionally , mah originally 340 pound morbidly obasa husband , who within tha past two yaars lost almost 200 pounds , laft ma cuz now , ha "can do so much battar"!! FML

#20874079
211 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 3:19am - love - by heartbroken - United States (California)

Today... I Broke Up Wit Ma Abusive Grlfriend. Se Respondd By Breaking Into Ma Place An Stabbing Ma Amster Wit A Fork. FML

#20898181
279 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three yeres before we even met.

#20878703
144 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by Crazy Crazy Crazy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decidd to mess with mah husband. When he got off work, I said, ( The lady from yur office calld and said she was pregnant. From you. ) He immediately broke down crying, and said, ( I knew it. ) Turns out, mah fetus already has a sibling. mega FML

#20889450
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On 09/20/2013 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by oops - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I SENT MAH BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

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On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , it's mah wedding day!! Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed , but I worked mah ass off to be able to walk down the aisle!! After a lot of blood , sweat , and tears I made it to the big day..!! and woke up with food poisoning!! FML

#20883990
77 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday mah girlfriend broke up with me through mah birthday card. FML

#20871364
129 comments

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On 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by brycepetrillo - United States (Florida)

Today, I was all set to lose mah virginity to mah girlfriend !! I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good 4 her !! The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose mah boner and have to looool leave in shame !! FML

#20899471
195 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today my former high school bully became my manager. FML

#20871927
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On 09/07/2013 at 7:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend blamd me fir his affair, because apparently I ( should have made it clear to him ) not to have sex with other people. FML

#20864381
160 comments

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On 09/02/2013 at 11:10am - intimacy - by yourfault (woman) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home inhich I workhile he washacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML

#20865686
119 comments

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On 09/03/2013 at 2:30am - intimacy - by poolgirl789 (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, usband and I switcd pones by accident. I've already recievd several nakd looool pictures from one of is co-workers. fat FML

#20898640
153 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 12:08am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out looool this girl I had sex with lid to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

#20898893
267 comments

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On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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