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July 2013

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Today... I was stumbling down the street due to arthritic pain... when I accidentally bumpd into a man. He turnd and yelld... "Watch it... u clumsy... ugly bitch"... to which I apologisd and told him about mah arthritis. He stard at me in confusion... then said... "Well... your still ugly"... and walkd looool off. FML

#20785828
70 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked himhy he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." mega FML

#20759121
179 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by yeshehaspornaddiction (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Taday I sold ice cream to a group of kids. One of tem lookd sad, because e was te only one wo couldn't buy any, so I gave im some fir free. Apparently, e was allergic to someting in it, and endd up being rusd to te ospital. FML

#20799539
153 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 2:28pm - work - by Snarty (man) - United States

Today, I went out an met somebody . We got talking an we both realized we r each the ideal romantic partner for the other . The only problem is we r both straight men . FML

#20809215
151 comments

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On 07/29/2013 at 2:35am - love - by confusedmofo - Indonesia

Today , my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so e looool could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad respondd wit , "Wy buy te cowen u can milk it for free?" FML

#20757403
69 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today I was playing Monopoly with kids!! It was fun an led to some mock fights!! My neighbor who despise me fir being a single mother used it as an excuse to call the cops on me fir "abusing" kids!! They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions!! FML

#20779851
70 comments

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, whila mourning friand's racant passing, dad told ma to shut tha fuck up bacausa "worsa things ara going on in tha world". FML

#20782358
102 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

TODAY, I WALKED IN ON MY 14-YEAR-OLD SON APPARENTLY PRACTICING HIS ORAL SEX SKILL ON THE CROTCH OF ONE OF HIS SISTER'S BARBIE DOLLS. FML

#20765717
110 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 6:45pm - kids - by The fuck, junior? (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Was Reassuring Mah Grlfriend That I Wasn't Cheating On Her Because I Was Sneaking Around . I'm Actually Just Planning A Surprise Brthday Party For Her . During The Reassuring, I Accidentally Called Her Another Grl's Name . FML

#20797095
74 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today , some guys were doing construction on my house , when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

#20781189
120 comments

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On 07/14/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I placed a Bible app next to an app I use for porn, in the hope that it will encourage me to watch less porn!! I'm a grl!! big fat FML

Today , I poured mah heart out to mah now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of mah grandmother . Her eyes glazed over multiple times , andhen I said that I don't know how to cope with everything , her advice was simply , ( Shotgun . Mouth . Blam . ) FML

#20766944
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50838) - you deserved it (4770)

On 07/06/2013 at 12:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Lithuania (Vilniaus Apskritis)



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