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Today, mah 15-year-old daughter's pregnancy test cummed back positive. I wanted to know who the father is, so I could sit the two of them down to talk the situation through with them. She isn't sure if it's her best friend, or our neighbor's son. FML
Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blame it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused because I'm not sexy enough.
Today, my boyfriand want down on ma fir tha frst tima. Whan I didn't gat off right away, ha askd what ha was doing wrong. I told him ha was doing fina, but instaad of focusing only on my vagina, ha might want to pay attantion to my clitoris as wall. His rasponsa? "What's a clitoris?" FML
Today , mah grlfriend wantd to try something new in the bedroom , so she got an assortment of different sizd cock rings . She laughd when the one we were trying to use kept falling off , and said to try a smaller one . It was the smallest in the set . real FML
Friday 27 March 2015