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June 2013

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Today, mah idiot horse decidd to grab a mouthful of stinging nettleshile I was riding him. He panickd at the burning sensation in his mouth and buckd me off. Don't worry, though, mah fall was cushiond, by the nettles. FML

#20711432
117 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I spent mah last day at the hospital 4 a long epilepsy test. Apparently, I don't have epilepsy at all, but I do have extreme stress. This means that I've been taking several anti-siezure medications that ruind mah college plans and made me sick 4 half a year, all 4 nothing. real FML

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49805) - you deserved it (2843)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY,HILE BAGGING MY GROCERIES AT A STORE, A LADY CAME OVER TO ME, TOOK A GOOD LOOK AT THE FOOD I'D BOUGHT, PICKED OUT AN ITEM AN PUTTED IT IN HER BAG. WHEN I CONFRONTED HER, SHE CALLED SECURITY ON ME AN TOLD THEM I WANTED TO STEAL HER STUFF. I GOT THROWN OUT AN SHE WALKED AWAY WITH A SMRK. FML

#20736762
111 comments

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On 06/20/2013 at 4:35am - money - by what_the_hell (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today my sister sent me countless pictures of my boyfriend making out with different girls at a bar . His excuse? Photoshop . FML

#20726929
83 comments

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On 06/15/2013 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

today I'm laft with two non-rafundabla tickats to Jamaica, bacausa my now ax-boyfriand said his Quidditch tournamant is mora important than saaing my "fat ass in a bikini". FML

#20745099
233 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 7:24pm - love - by afraid of flying too - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I was bord so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstien was actually African-American and that he paintd himself white so he would be acceptd as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature he replid "I already knew that babe." FML

#20745866
37 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, at mah job at mah tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be mah boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me looool tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

#20735377
132 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 2:46pm - work - by notkatvond (woman) - United States

Today, mah boyfriand an I talkad about our past ralationships. Ha said ha broka up with his last girlfriand cuz sha was "too smart" fir him, an that ha falt battar baing with somaona who "doasn't hava too many lights on upstairs, if u know what I maan." FML

#20729746
95 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by ... (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today , a grl from mah college , who's been following me around for months , finally asked me out!! Not being interested , I politely declined!! Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis!! mega FML

#20752684
120 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 3:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sending some dirty texts to mah boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall . I sat there 4 ten minutes before I realized I was listening to mah mom an her boyfriend having sex . mega FML

#20698016
44 comments

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On 05/31/2013 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

2day I returned ome from a mont long trip overseas to find tat brd sitter as trained parrot to wisper , "You're going to die" in a sinister voice. FML

#20731669
98 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 4:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandond birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it explodd an about 30 wasps came after me lyk looool the wrath of God. FML

#20749556
72 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States



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