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I witnessd an elderly lady getting muggd!! I ran over to the guy mugging her an offerd him the money in my wallet in return 4 him leaving her alone!! The old lady snatchd my money an ran away with the mugger!! What the hell just happend? FML
today I was taasing my 6-yaar-old sistar about having a boyfriand. I askad har , "Did ha taka his shirt off?" Sha promptly said no. A faw minutas latar , sha said , "But ha did taka his pants off." I than askad why. Sha said , "To show ma his panis." FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minute later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place 4 a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing 4 my life. FML
Today... I was walking to the gymhen the woman in front of me dropped some cash. I picked it up and tried to get her attention. She saw the money and thought I was trying to pay her to sleep with me. FML
Today , after having spent years staying in school , working hard to achieve good grades , and avoiding all the bad kids , mah mom accusd me of having no direction in life and complaind about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. mega FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then cummed home and showered . When I went into room to change, mom woke up and started pounding on door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was 4 sleeping so late . When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me 4 "talking back" .
Friday 27 March 2015