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June 2013

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Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18974) - you deserved it (106810)

On 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was packing up my stuff about to go home. I shut off my MacBook but was still pretending to work for the last few minutes, typing on the keyboard. A good way through, I realized my co-worker sitting across from me could see that the Apple logo was off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16333) - you deserved it (42238)

On 06/17/2013 at 8:55pm - work - by awk1 - United States (Georgia)



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