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Today , a client refused to pay after I mowed her lawn. Her reasoning? I had entered her basement "without permission." I require on-site equipment be provided , an she kept her mower in her basement. I only knew it was in the basement because she'd showed me , an told mehere the key was. FML
Today, Mah Math Teacher Raged At A Student Fir Eating An Apple In Class. As He Yelled At The Student, He Slapped The Apple Out Of His Hand And Right Into Mah Face. Everyone Laughed, Including The Teacher. FML
yesterday my parents decided that since summer is almost here, it's a great opportunity to start having nude barbecues. I found this out after walking out into the backyard, hoping to sun myself a little, only to see the living nightmare that is my parents' naked bodies. FML
today after bieng told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life cuz we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us . FML
yesterday I was in a big Skype chat,hich somehow turned into a heated argument . My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door . FML
TODAY... I'M PLANNING MY BIG SISTER'S WEDDING. MY LONG-TERM... LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND WALKED BY AN SAW ME LOOKING AT THE WEDDING TAB ON PINTEREST... SMIRKED... AN SAID... ( DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP. ) I HAD. FML
Today... as a condominium security guard... I had to enter an old lady's apartment to supervise the mandatory maintenance taking place inside. I commented on the lakeside view from her window and mentioned... "This is a pretty nice view up here isn't it?" It turns out that she's blind. mega FML
Today, boss calld ma into his offica. Aftar yalling and firing ma, his assistant comas in talling him ha had mistakan ma 4 somaona alsa. Ha did not giva ma job back, as ha claimd it would maka an awkward work anvironmant. FML
Today, at work, I was trying to get te octopu out of its tank looool to transfer it to anoter one. It instantly latced to ma face an sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing wit te animals.
Friday 27 March 2015