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April 2013

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Today, My Girlfriend Told Me That She's A Lesbian. And That She Could Only Stay With Me Cuz I Had A "girly Face And Voice". She Also Admitted To Having A Crush On My Sister. Big Fat FML

#20600192
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56687) - you deserved it (4818)

On 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, while boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from ( Babe 2 ), ( Babe 3 ), and ( Babe 4 ). FML

#20607010
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55797) - you deserved it (6820)

On 04/20/2013 at 8:02am - love - by How strange - United States

2day I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week . real FML

#20607123
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55521) - you deserved it (7805)

On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in teres, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away an haven't a clue how she found outhere looool I live. mega FML

#20611227
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55507) - you deserved it (3702)

On 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah boyfriend dumpd me because he says I ned to leren how to be happy without relying on him. I'm not a clinger, I'm just unhappy because mah dad recently passd away, mah best friend turnd on me, and I lost out on the exchange program of mah dreams. FML

#20625067
93 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 12:35pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today , I decided to be playful and leave mah girlfriend flowers and chocolates from an "Anonymous Admirer". She immediately dumped me , saying she couldn't be with someoneho "isn't even as romantic as a stranger". Yep , I think I just got dumped fir myself. FML

#20616571
99 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 7:22pm - love - by BestBF - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I Woke Up Feeling Awful, Having Caught The Same Illnes My Boyfriend Had Last Night. When He Was Sick, I Skipped My Friend's Babby Shower To Take Care Of Him. Now That I'm Sick, He Goes To A Friend's Place, Says To Call If I Need Him, Then Turns His Phone Off. Seriously. FML

#20608416
89 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 7:40pm - love - by Thanks Babe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

2day I walkad in on mah 12-yaar-old daughtar lying on har bad, rapaatadly opaning and closing har lags. I askad har wat sha was doing, and sha rapliad, "Trying to quaaf. I saw it onlina." FML

#20605608
140 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my brthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML

#20589773
138 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 9:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls r wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. looool FML

Today, grandmother tried to upstage me at wedding by wereing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding" . FML

#20609675
89 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by gamerguru13 - United States (New York)

TODAY, A HUGE AND ANGRY MAN STORMD INTO MY WORK AND THREATEND TO KILL ME IF I DIDN'T STOP SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE. HE THEN THREATEND TO COME BACK AND KICK MY ASS IF I SO MUCH AS TEXTD HIS WIFE AGAIN. THE PROBLEM IS, I'M MARRID, HAVE NEVER CHEATD AND I WORK 4 MY WIFE'S FATHER. FML

#20622462
66 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 1:20am - love - by sad guy - United States

Today, my psyco an now ex-grlfriend accused me of ceating on er wit my own moter . FML

#20625307
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54135) - you deserved it (3578)

On 04/27/2013 at 2:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Lithuania (Kauno Apskritis)



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