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Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML
looool 2day in mah psychology class wa wara covaring OCDs. I hava an issua with craasad papar and mah bast friand brought it up , so 4 tha naxt hour mah class matas sat scrawing up papar to saa how long I could continuously hava a panic attack. big fat FML
TODAY..!! I WENT TO HAVE A BREAST EXAM!! THE DOC TOLD ME THAT SHE WOULD TOUCH DIFFERENT PARTS OF BREASTS..!! AND SAID TO TELL HER IF AT ANY POINT IT FELT PAINFUL!! AS SHE WAS EXAMINING ME..!! I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT IT WASN'T PAINFUL..!! BUT INSTEAD I BLURTED OUT..!! ( IT FEELS GOOD!! ) FML
2day I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school . He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a ( bastard ) . Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear lyk that . I can never win . FML
TODAY I BAKED MY FRIEND A CAKE FOR HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY. WHEN I ARRIVED AT HIS HOUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO HADN'T MADE HIM ANYTHING SCREAMED AT ME FOR ( MAKING HER LOOK BAD. ) SHE THEN TOOK THE CAKE BANNED ME FROM THE PARTY AND KICKED ME OUT. FML
Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because mah family raises chickens, some of which we eat . I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" an that "good" people buy there meat from the supermarket . FML
yesterday while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctor and nurse would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML
TODAY, I WANTED REVENGE ON MY COLLEGE'S DRINKS MACHINE. FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS, IT FORGOT TO RELEASE A CUP BEFORE POURING MY COFFEE. THIS TIME, I HAD PLANNED AHEAD; I PUTTED MY MONEY IN, ENTERED THE CODE, AND QUICKLY INSERTED MY OWN CUP. IT GAVE ME HOT WATER.
Today, mah guidance counselor told me that I'll have to join mah school's special education needs sector. This is because I can't attend school properly due to chronic issues with severe pain. So much for looool mah 3.9 GPA and bieng in the top 5% of mah class. FML
Friday 27 March 2015