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April 2013

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Today, I had a friend "dump" me over Facebook. She apparently thought we were dating. I'm a gay manho's livd with his partner 4 5 yeres. She says I have commitment issues. FML

#20583902
86 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 6:17pm - love - by drama king? (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , mah boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time . After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references , I gave up . FML

#20604154
93 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I was told that I don't meet the minimum requrements for a job I applid for. I currently hold the same job , at the same facility , but just wantd a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualifid for the job I've had for 2 and a half yeres. FML

#20611147
88 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 6:56pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today my ex-boyfriend accepted my mother's offer to have his wedding in our backyard. FML

#20616531
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On 04/23/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by traitor (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

looool 2day in mah psychology class wa wara covaring OCDs. I hava an issua with craasad papar and mah bast friand brought it up , so 4 tha naxt hour mah class matas sat scrawing up papar to saa how long I could continuously hava a panic attack. big fat FML

TODAY..!! I WENT TO HAVE A BREAST EXAM!! THE DOC TOLD ME THAT SHE WOULD TOUCH DIFFERENT PARTS OF BREASTS..!! AND SAID TO TELL HER IF AT ANY POINT IT FELT PAINFUL!! AS SHE WAS EXAMINING ME..!! I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT IT WASN'T PAINFUL..!! BUT INSTEAD I BLURTED OUT..!! ( IT FEELS GOOD!! ) FML

#20630276
105 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 12:51pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

2day I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school . He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a ( bastard ) . Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear lyk that . I can never win . FML

#20605834
118 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 7:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

TODAY I BAKED MY FRIEND A CAKE FOR HIS 21ST BIRTHDAY. WHEN I ARRIVED AT HIS HOUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO HADN'T MADE HIM ANYTHING SCREAMED AT ME FOR ( MAKING HER LOOK BAD. ) SHE THEN TOOK THE CAKE BANNED ME FROM THE PARTY AND KICKED ME OUT. FML

Today, I was denounced for being a terrible person, because mah family raises chickens, some of which we eat . I was then told how cruel I am for "killing innocent birds" an that "good" people buy there meat from the supermarket . FML

#20623167
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On 04/26/2013 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

yesterday while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctor and nurse would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML

#20580194
95 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 2:12am - health - by chinatownhobo (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

today my school announced its senior motto 4 the year. For the second year in a row, it's "YOLO". real FML

#20586452
107 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:21pm - misc - by it's a wonder I'm not illiterate as fuck - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah guidance counselor told me that I'll have to join mah school's special education needs sector. This is because I can't attend school properly due to chronic issues with severe pain. So much for looool mah 3.9 GPA and bieng in the top 5% of mah class. FML

#20632758
123 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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