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April 2013

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Today, I was fired on mah second day of work after a year and a half of unemployment. Apparently, mah ( tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy ). FML

#20617597
100 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany

2DAY I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO INQURE ABOUT THE NASTY RASH ON ARMS. HE CONCLUDD THAT I'M ALLERGIC TO BEER AND THE RASH WILL GO AWAY IF I STAY AWAY FROM IT. I'M A BARTENDER. FML

#20592891
56 comments

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On 04/15/2013 at 3:31am - work - by BarBacked (woman) - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, 4 a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

#20618965
128 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

today mah boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to mah best friend's house 4 comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me 4 being ( a psycho stalker. ) She lives acros the street from him. FML

#20612336
68 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 1:06am - love - by And you think I'M crazy? (woman) - United States

Today, I was proposd to, under the condition that I "get thin" first!! FML

#20578323
188 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 11:19pm - love - by ziggers10 - United States

Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell u that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who an he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was lyk 2 months ago." real FML

#20589493
51 comments

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On 04/14/2013 at 3:28am - love - by MissedTheBoat (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I POSTED A VIDEO OF A DANCE I CHOREOGRAPHED ON FACEBOOK!! I GOT A NOTIFICATION A FEW HOURS LATER TELLING ME THAT GRANDPA HAD ALSO SHARED IT!! HIS CAPTION? "MY GRANDDAUGHTER DANCES LIKE A GAY BABOON AND THIS DANCE SUCKS BALLS!! THROW GRAPES AT HER." THANKS GRANDPA!! REAL FML

#20604301
79 comments

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On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, mah husband and I announced our upcoming divorce . My friends told me how sorry they were and that their available firhatever I need . His friends told him to just call the girl from last weekend and get himself laid again . FML

#20583666
118 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 3:09pm - love - by a - United States

2day I got it by a car wila riding ma bika. Instaad of coming to ma aid... ta drivar just looool laid on is orn and scraamad out ta window 4 ma to mova ma ass... cuz a ad placas to ba. FML

#20609136
106 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY PREGNANT WIFE PAGD MY EMERGENCY LINE AT WORK . THINKING SHE WAS IN SERIOUS DANGER, I RACD HOME AND FOUND HER HYSTERICALLY CRYING . WHEN I ASKD HER WHAT WAS GOING ON, SHE REPLID, ( THE DOGS WON'T STOP BARKING! ) REAL FML

#20615372
115 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 7:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today... I Was Feeling Really Sick At Work. I Messagd Mah Boss Whether His Girlfriend... Who Also Works There... Could Cover Me. He Then Cummd Down... Shouting At Me That Whatever Illness I Have... I've Also Passd On To His Girlfriend. I'm Pregnant. FML

#20612786
72 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 9:22am - work - by work -_- - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I uploaded a looool cute photo of mah boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML

#20587403
127 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 12:25am - love - by Snorlax (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk !! As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told mah husband we should head home !! He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him !! mega FML

#20619241
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48218) - you deserved it (4036)

On 04/24/2013 at 8:18pm - misc - by pregz (woman) - United States (Washington)



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