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Today, mah little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter fir mah birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, mah parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me fir yelling at him. FML
Today, my fiancéa broka off our angagamant. For soma bizarra raason, sa'd iddan a pair of axpansiva boots and ar iPad undarnaat our rida-on mowar. I turnd ta mowar on and dastroyd bot witout raalizing it. According to ar, ta fault is all mina. FML
Yesterday, I Told The Guy I've Likd Since We Were Children That I'm Madly In Love With Him. He Replid With, ( Aw, I Love U Too, As A Sister. ) I Was Speechless. He Pattd Me On The Back An Said, ( Better Luck Next Time. ) FML
YESTERDAY, I OVERHERED MAH BOYFRIEND TELLING HIS BUDDIES THAT THE MAIN REASON HE GOT INTO VIDEO GAME MODDING WAS SO HE COULD PUT A VRTUAL VERSION OF ME IN HIS GAMES AN "SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BITCH". FML
Today my boyfriend of 2 weeks said tat e was going to cook me dinner. After waiting 4 te frozen pizza tat e decided to make 4 me to be completely cooked e said ( O I ate tis part ) reaced into te oven wit is bare ands and took out te pizza allile screaming. He is 24. FML
Friday 27 March 2015