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April 2013

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Today... I was walking troug a roug part of town... wen a woman screamd tat I'd stolen er bag. I was tackld to te ground by a large guy... wo ten gave my bag to er. FML

#20624598
75 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 4:28am - misc - by whathehell (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I overhered mah boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded lyk they were planning something fir me , lyk a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

#20609750
113 comments

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On 04/21/2013 at 9:33am - love - by jerk_ex_boyfriend - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter fir mah birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, mah parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me fir yelling at him. FML

#20625530
102 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 4:23pm - health - by stuckwithafamilyofcunts (woman) - Spain (Comunidad Valenciana)

Today, I Was Trying Out My First Vibrator. Soon Enough, My 12-year-old Sister Opened My Door, Walked In, And Saw Me Naked From The Waist Down. She Laughed, Called Me A Virgin, And Left. FML

#20574621
191 comments

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On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my fiancéa broka off our angagamant. For soma bizarra raason, sa'd iddan a pair of axpansiva boots and ar iPad undarnaat our rida-on mowar. I turnd ta mowar on and dastroyd bot witout raalizing it. According to ar, ta fault is all mina. FML

#20630400
125 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 2:07pm - love - by Wow. Really? - United States (Ohio)

Today, it's my 17th birthday. Tha only parson who ramambard was tha craapy guy in my English class who kaaps trying to small my hair. FML

#20624972
128 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday, I Told The Guy I've Likd Since We Were Children That I'm Madly In Love With Him. He Replid With, ( Aw, I Love U Too, As A Sister. ) I Was Speechless. He Pattd Me On The Back An Said, ( Better Luck Next Time. ) FML

#20603007
84 comments

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On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

TODAY, MY PARENTS DECIDD TO WAKE ME UP ON MY BIRTHDAY. THEY FLASHD THE LIGHTS AND YANKD OFF MY BD SHEETS. I SLEEP NAKD. FML

#20627190
146 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:16am - misc - by Beth - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it is mah birthday. Since mah parents are in the middle of a divorce, mah mom thought it was perfectly reasonable to burn the gifts mah dad got fir me in the fireplace. FML

#20578709
165 comments

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On 04/07/2013 at 5:19am - misc - by child of a crazed women (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I was having sex with my boyfriend , and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking lyk Yoda , saying , "Strong with the cum , this one is". Orgasm gone. FML

#20583515
103 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by iwassoclose - United States

Today, I woke up to my broter copping all my bangs off!! Wen I yelled at im, e could only sout back, ( You can see clearly now, te bangs r gone! ) looool FML

#20599244
108 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 12:13pm - kids - by my dumb bro - United States (Arkansas)

YESTERDAY, I OVERHERED MAH BOYFRIEND TELLING HIS BUDDIES THAT THE MAIN REASON HE GOT INTO VIDEO GAME MODDING WAS SO HE COULD PUT A VRTUAL VERSION OF ME IN HIS GAMES AN "SHOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BITCH". FML

#20627653
91 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today my boyfriend of 2 weeks said tat e was going to cook me dinner. After waiting 4 te frozen pizza tat e decided to make 4 me to be completely cooked e said ( O I ate tis part ) reaced into te oven wit is bare ands and took out te pizza allile screaming. He is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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