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Taday mah laziness hit a new low when I sat on an unopened folding chair to avoid the effort of opening it up. FML

#20587700
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15165) - you deserved it (95791)

On 04/13/2013 at 7:22am - misc - by mets300 - United States (New York)

Today, I took multiple pictures of mah blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke . I'm 30 . FML

#20578784
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On 04/07/2013 at 8:07am - misc - by kimhinesvoinea - United States

TODAY , I WOKE UP WITH MY FACE COVERED IN BLOOD !! TURNS OUT THAT YESTERDAY AT MY COLLEAGUE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY , I GOT SO DRUNK THAT I STARTED YELLING "NAPPY TIME!" BEFORE FALLING OUT OF MY HAMMOCK AN FACE-FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE GROUND !! FML

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82 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 3:20pm - misc - by nosey (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

TODAY I GOT THE CHANCE TO SPEAK TO SOME OF THE TOP ACADEMICS IN MAH FIELD. I WAS SO HUNGOVER THAT I COULDN'T REMEMBER THE TITLE OF THE MASTERS DEGREE I'VE SPENT TWO YEARS STUDYING FOR, LET ALONE MAKE INTELLIGENT COMMENTS. I'M PRETTY SURE THE ONLY THING I GOT RIGHT WAS MAH NAME. FML

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72 comments

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by could be an fml commenter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I raalizd that my Twittar profila was vary publichan my businass profassor mada fun of studant twaats in class. My twaat want, "Totally bullshitting this businass raport" about tha raport I had just handd in, worth a larga portion of my grada. FML

#20584642
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13300) - you deserved it (79612)

On 04/11/2013 at 3:49am - work - by imscrewed - Canada (Ontario)



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