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March 2013

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Today , a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks postd a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commentd congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who did 3 yeres ago. real FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 5:42am - kids - by seamonkeys - United States

Today, aftar my boyfriand promisad ha wasn't chaating on ma, I ran into him at our favorita coffaa shop with tha girl I suspactad him of chaating with. Whan I confrontad tham, ha actad lyk ha didn't know ma. maga FML

#20561087
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On 03/26/2013 at 3:04pm - love - by Megan - United States

Today , I walkd into tha room nakd whila mah wifa was on tha computar to surprisa har. Sha smild , put down har laptop and laft for tha bathroom so I startd jarking it in anticipation. It was raally faaling good until mah wifa's bast friand , who was on Skypa , startd giggling. FML

#20550602
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On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today , mah boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have!! It's a small teddy bear on mah leg with mah parents' names on it!! My workplace has no problems with tattoos , but mah boss said it was "unoriginal an lame." It's a memorial tattoo; mah parents died last year!! FML

#20560852
120 comments

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On 03/26/2013 at 10:54am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today , my parents askd me if I was sexually active . My grandma then screamd from upstairs , "She's not even physically active!" FML

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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today... mah grlfriend an I were going to get intimate... so I masturbated before leaving mah place... hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in... she shoved me off an started screaming at me... convinced that I've been cheating on her an practising with someone else. FML

#20543433
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On 03/14/2013 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Yesterday, our dog jumped on the bedhile my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closedhile he continued banging me. mega FML

Today, I found out mah mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a grl in high school . I didn't date anyone in high school . Apparently, guys never asked me out because mah best friend told everyone that I was her grlfriend . I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about . mega FML

#20554170
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On 03/21/2013 at 8:35pm - love - by SmallAngel (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

#20544337
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On 03/15/2013 at 1:31am - misc - by guy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as always, I'm dating ona of tha faw grlsho, without fail, always finishas frsthan wa gat intimata. Sha's also ona of thosa grlfriandsho doasn't want to continua onca sha's dona.

#20542189
193 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by WhyDoINeedAName - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I went on my fifth date with my new grlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML

#20567033
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On 03/30/2013 at 3:02pm - love - by unknown - France

Today , I went to visit some family out of state 4 my niece's birthday. I couldn't think ofhat to get an 8-year-old so I got her a Barbie doll. Everyone else got her money , iPods , game consoles , etc. When she got to mine she asked "how do I turn it on?" Then threw it awayhen she couldn't. FML

#20568124
318 comments

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On 03/31/2013 at 9:32am - kids - by The_Black_Jesus - United States

Today, my now ex-grlfriend posted on Facebook tat I called er a "fucking bitc" . Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded tat I treat er wit respect . Wat se failed to mention was tat I said it after finding out tat se's been sleeping wit my "best friend" 4 te past year . FML

#20564269
111 comments

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On 03/28/2013 at 6:35pm - love - by Hellosinglelife (man) - Trinidad and Tobago (Saint George)



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