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Today , wile walking down te all of my old scool , I noticed someting out of te corner of my eye . Biend te faculty parking lot were I parked my truck , two students were aving sex on my tailgate . FML
Today after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates . However the post sparked an argument with mah mom's childhood best friend that ended with her telling me that mah dad isn't actually mah dad . FML
Today, mah new roommate showd me to mah room,hich I got a good deal on. I noticd a big black spot on the floor in the walk-in closet. When I askd, he said his last roommate committd suicide and he didn't want to pay to have the carpets professionally cleand, hence the "good deal." FML
Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .
Taday I had a cyst in my butt removed. The doctors had to make a hole, an then fill it with gauze before sending me home. As soon as I got back, my sister decided to kick me in the butt as hard as she could. FML
Today... I was getting a bikini wax to prove to mah husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax... she said... "You know... if I wantd to... I'm in the perfect spot to reach in an steal that baby." FML
Friday 27 March 2015