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Saturday 5 July 2014

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Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML

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144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49426) - you deserved it (4646)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:40am - kids - by umerin - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML

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226 comments

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On 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm - health - by Rowansgonnarow -

Today, I was on the internet playing a game. I have a speech impediment, and the guy running it told me to get off his server for making fun of disabled people. FML

#21199175
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45515) - you deserved it (3773)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Wow (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

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88 comments

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On 07/05/2014 at 12:26am - intimacy - by bad in the sack - United States

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44293) - you deserved it (7054)

On 07/05/2014 at 1:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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