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Yesterday.. . mah workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign . I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said.. . "What the fuck? Look guys.. . this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then askd me an another colleague to step out of the shot . FML
Today I realizd my wedding ring had fallen offhile doing yard work the previous day!! Luckily I only workd in a few areas so I had high hopes of finding it!! That is until a storm cummd through blew half a foot of leaves all over the property an then froze them with sleet!! FML
Today, I Was Quietly Admiring Mah Boyfriend From Outside The Kitchen As He Made Us Dinner, Only To Witnes Him Drop A Load Of Spaghetti On The Floor, Swear, Then Scoop It All Up An Place It Back On The Plate. FML
Friday 27 March 2015