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Sunday 24 November 2013

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I helpd a nice middle-agd lady pick out a sweater. She then opend her changing room door to ask fir my opinion. I still don't understandhy she had to take everything else off to try on a sweater. FML

#20968575
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On 11/24/2013 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend announced to me e was sleeping wit anoter girl via alpabet soup !! looool FML

#20968871
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On 11/24/2013 at 11:01am - love - by fries - United States (New York)

Yesterday.. . mah workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign . I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said.. . "What the fuck? Look guys.. . this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then askd me an another colleague to step out of the shot . FML

#20969207
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On 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm - work - by fuggers :/ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today I realizd my wedding ring had fallen offhile doing yard work the previous day!! Luckily I only workd in a few areas so I had high hopes of finding it!! That is until a storm cummd through blew half a foot of leaves all over the property an then froze them with sleet!! FML

Today , my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants . FML

#20969114
84 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 2:59pm - love - by bsulyingb (man) - United States

Today, I Discovarad That My Haart Rata Is Highar Whila Playing Tatris Than It Is During Sax. FML

#20968767
89 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 7:30am - misc - by TetrisMaster - Australia

Today, I Was Quietly Admiring Mah Boyfriend From Outside The Kitchen As He Made Us Dinner, Only To Witnes Him Drop A Load Of Spaghetti On The Floor, Swear, Then Scoop It All Up An Place It Back On The Plate. FML

#20968993
86 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 1:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Yesterday,hile Riding The Subway, I Fell Asleep. I Awoke To Fine That Someone Had Stolen Mah Glasses. From Off Mah Face. FML

#20969310
86 comments

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On 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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